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Michael Jackson’s Moonwalk Was FAKE

(ghostwritten for Truth Bang, March 2017)


DON’T LET THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LIE TO YOU: The alleged “King of Pop”’s so-called “moonwalk” was filmed by HOLLYWOOD ELITES here on Earth, and I have the SCREENGRABS to prove it.






Santa’s Sleigh Violates No Fly Zone, Escalating War On Christmas

(The Hard Times article, December 2016)


WASHINGTON — A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation of United States no-fly zone restrictions in upstate New York today, according to Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Joseph Dunford.




Steampunk Band Postpones Tour After Crashing Flight Apparatus

(The Hard Times article, September 2016)


MONROVIA, Calif. — London-based steampunk outfit The Buzzcogs canceled several concert dates after an accident outside of Los Angeles involving the band’s steam-powered flying apparatus this afternoon, according to various media reports.




The Awakening of Ambient Intelligence

(Techopedia article, June 2016)


Ambient intelligence (also known as "ubiquitous computing") refers to electronic network technology that pervades physical environments to the extent that they become responsive and user interactive.




Hillary Clinton Sells Enough Tickets to Headline Democratic National Convention

(The Hard Times article, July 2016)


PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Democratic National Convention has been headlined by greats like Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, and Jimmy Carter. This year Hillary Clinton has been chosen as the party’s top-billed act, after the former senator and Secretary of State sold enough tickets to headline the main stage at the pay-to-play event in Philadelphia.




Environmentalist Band Recycles Riffs

(The Hard Times article, February 2016)


OAKLAND, CA – Known for their strong stance on preventing ocean acidification, ending deforestation, and maximizing the biocapacity of regional ecosystems, ecologically friendly hardcore band Repurpose have announced that their new LP will be made using 100% recycled riffs.




When Mobile Goes Global: A New Era in Connectivity

(Techopedia article, April 2016)


As Internet connectivity becomes more ingrained in modern society, new innovations are improving (and complicating) our lives.




3 Amazing Examples of Artificial Intelligence in Action

(Techopedia article, December 2016)


The capabilities of AI are increasing by leaps and bounds, and machines are beginning to comprehend things at a near-human level. Some see this as revolutionary progress, while others look on it with caution.





Meet One-Man D-Beat Band, “Disguy”

(The Hard Times article, October 2015)


ANAHEIM, Calif. – The D-beat genre — often characterized by its raw, stripped-down sound and signature drum beat — hasn’t always been the most inventive, but one bold man is trying to push its boundaries: meet Jim Rufus, sole member of the D-beat band Disguy.




The Songularity is Near

( blog, July 2015)


There is a memorable scene in “Whiplash” (2014’s celebrated sleeper hit film about the sturm and drang of artistic greatness) during which Andrew Neiman (the main character) argues with family members at the dinner table about the value of music. A particularly combative relative challenges the notion of competition in music, confronting Andrew with the question of “isn’t music subjective?” His response is cold and to the point: “No.”




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